Well, it finally happened!
Last night, Marcuswayne Mullin – the Derplahoman dandy from eastern Oklahoma – was confirmed by the U.S. Senate to serve as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, a place where he – a temperamental nepo-plumber with the reasoning skills of a monkey wrench – will be put in charge of protecting the nation from terrorism, securing the border, and responding to disasters.
Lucky us, huh?