Considering his background as a plumber, it’s probably no surprise that Marcuswayne Mullin has been eager to help President Trump unclog the shit that is the Epstein scandal.
For example, just yesterday, following a vote to release the file, a defiant Marcuswayne — or as I like to call him, Markturd — shared a video that, instead of celebrating their release, tries to minimize the impact and reposition them as nothing more than a drummed-up fake news hoax perpetrated by Democrats who want to distract people away from their own associations.
Check this out:
— Markwayne Mullin (@SenMullin) November 19, 2025
Wow. Pretty wild, right?
For the hearing impaired, or sadistic people who’d rather read the words of someone trying to pathetically distract away an associate's well-known association with a pedophile, here’s a transcript of Markwayne’s comments:
Let's talk about Epstein. Isn't it interesting that four years underneath Biden, not one word? Democrats never said a word about Epstein. Then when Trump gets in, all of a sudden it's Epstein. Oh, and then the night the government—er, wrote up—every single left-leaning fake news outlet started running everything about Epstein. Are they using Epstein to distract the American people, or is this another Epstein-gate like Russia-gate? You have to ask the questions. The irony doesn't go unnoticed, and then you start thinking about, well, who's actually caught up in this? It's not Donald Trump. President Trump kicked Epstein out of his club.
Yep, that’s right. Nothing else to see here like, uhm, childlike sketches of pubic hair in letters that reference “secrets.” President Trump kicked Epstein out of his club and everything is fine.
Here’s more stupidity:
But the chief financial officer for the Clinton Foundation—Summers—Epstein claimed to be Summers' wingman. Let's talk about Bill Clinton. He was on his plane not once, not twice, not three times, not even ten times. Mr. Lewinsky was on there 26 times. But the Democrats don't want to talk about that. Isn't it funny? He also donated thousands—tens of thousands of dollars—not to the RNC, but to the D-Triple-C. You literally can't make this stuff up, but I bet you the fake news won't talk about this.
First off, I like the Mr. Lewinsky bit. I wonder if he calls Donald Trump various nicknames like Mr. Daniels, Mr. McDougal, or Mr. Ivanka.
Also, let’s be honest, Mullin isn’t entirely wrong.
Democrats don’t seem nearly as concerned with Bill Clinton’s association with Epstein as they do with Trump, but what’s that have to do with it? It would be like saying you can’t be mad about the busted sewer line wrecking your yard because someone else’s sewer line blew up too. Yes, great — everyone’s in shit thanks to their association with that creep. What’s your point?
Anyway, I guess we’ll continue to follow Markwayne’s social media feeds to see what sad, pathetic right-wing propaganda he continues to spew from his mouth like a busted pipe.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
