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Markturd Mullin reveals epically dumb excuse for not wearing seatbelt…

12:39 PM EDT on August 14, 2025

Although it took several attempts, Trump’s finally found a way to get the algorithmic news media to move on from the Epstein scandal with his performative occupation of Washington DC.

Well, at least it’s “performative” for now.

If a Democrat wins the next presidential election, I have a hunch Trump will launch a much more serious, way less performative occupation of DC, but until then…