With the deadline to introduce new bills officially past, we’re now full throttle into OK Legipalooza 2024!
For those new to these parts, OK Legipalooza is the time of the year when Derplahoman lawmakers of all shapes, sizes, and low IQ levels introduce their usually unconstitutional right-wing fantasy laws to both impress and appease themselves, their colleagues and puppet masters, and most importantly, the moronic dimwit theocrats who vote for them.
The crazy bills these lawmakers introduce rarely become statutes, but they’re great at generating both local and national media attention for our state, and help contribute to the somewhat accurate negative perception of Oklahoma being a backwards, behind-the-times Kakistocracy that no person or business would want to voluntarily call home.