The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways!
Yesterday afternoon, I opened up the TLO Tip Line to find an email from the almighty and powerful Christian God – Eternal Ruler of the Heavens, Lord of Light, and Stuffer of All Crust – instructing me to sell The Lost Ogle to Gene Bicknell for only $20,000,000.
In case you’re not aware, Gene’s the 92-year-old retired Pizza Hut franchise mogul who financed the American Heartland Amusement Park scheme, and apparently follows all the Lord’s digital commands.