With his attempt to bring a Bigfoot hunting season to Oklahoma thwarted, State Representative Justin Humphrey is now turning his legislative focus to other top priorities, like making it easier to abuse elephants.
Humphrey – a famed Derplahoman who views women as "hosts", fears vaccine nanobots and puts BLM in the same category as the KKK – is the author of House Bill 3281.
Titled the "Endangered Ark Foundation Preservation Act," it sounds pretty innocuous at an uninformed first glance, claiming it will allow elephant handlers, trainers, etc., to use "free contact" and "protected contact" to "preserve the safety, health, and well-being of elephants in Oklahoma."