The recent chest-thumping theatrics of Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin during a Senate hearing got me thinking – what real-life fights between Oklahomans do we need to see happen?
I gave the question some thought and answered it so you don't have to. Here's an easy-to-read and digest bulletin of 10 Oklahoma fights that must happen...
Ryan Walters vs. Owner of the Harbor Mountain Coffee House
This fight would be hotter than a scolding cup of tasty European-style coffee and would be a must-watch pay-per-view affair for Oklahoma students, parents, and all teachers who belong to terrorist organizations.
In one corner you have the Ryan Walters – the skinny-tie-wearing Christian nationalist school superintendent who drives around town filming videos in a tan SUV vowing to replace textbooks with the Bible, while in the other corner, you have the Don Juan owner of McAlester's best-known coffee-shop – a cozy craft coffee destination known for its delicious irresistible brews that drive the women around town crazy.