If you're lucky enough to not be exposed to the Twitter brah echo chamber, you may have missed the viral video of OU special teams holder Spencer Jones being sucker-punched, and then absolutely walloped, by some buckwild MMA-wrestler guy in the bathroom at the Campus Corner meat market Logie's.
Fittingly, the fight occurred in the early morning hours of Valentine's Day, and ended with the men – along with their tag team partners – erotically floundering on the establishment's patented urine-soaked floors.
Here's the video. If you don't enjoy raw unadulterated violence – or you're a really big germaphobe – you probably should read Lucas's ranking of Girl Scout Cookies instead: