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Prayer Warriors Bother God To Make Charles McCall Governor…

12:38 PM EDT on August 4, 2025

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Even though the first primary election is less than a year away, things have been kind of slow on the 2026 Oklahoma gubernatorial election front.

But that may change relatively soon.

According to some Moles, long-rumored 2026 gubernatorial candidate Chip Keating – Son of Frank – may still toss his hat into the ring, but he’s apparently been too focused on his side gig as a bench coach for the Queen Bee’s softball team to fully commit to a campaign.

In addition to that, Ryan Walters – Son of Lucifer – is “expected” to announce his official candidacy relatively soon, probably from the front steps of that shutdown adult video arcade on NW 23rd Street.

When Ryan announces his candidacy, we – and the rest of the Oklahoma media – will be sure to let you know where and when the official announcement will take place, and if you’ll need to be 18 to enter.