Every now and then, I think it would be fun to run for Governor of Oklahoma.
It's not a serious thought, but it's a neat thing to think about.
Sure, I’d need to register as a Republican, convert to Evangelicalism, start a mortgage company, sell reverse mortgages to widows, get filthy rich doing it, and then get banned from banking in Georgia to have a chance to win, but it would all be worth it to feed my ego, get free On-Cue drinks and OHP parking decals for my family.
Plus, who wouldn't want to hook up their YPO friends with fat government contracts?
For me, the only drawback of the job would be having to to pretend to like country music. I don't know if I could boot-skootin' do it!
Fortunately, that’s not an issue at all for our current darn-tootin' Governor.