Water Buffalo Claims First Oklahoma Victim… Probably.

There's a new way to die in Oklahoma!

Over the weekend, a Jones man named Brad McMichael learned this the sad and tragic way, when he was killed by a water buffalo.

Yep, that’s right. Not a bison buffalo, Harrah meth-a-ho, or even liberal Hollywood actor Mark Ruffalo, but a real-life water buffalo! Not to take this rhyme game too far, but I guess when it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go!

Listen. I know when people we don’t know die weird and unusual deaths—like, for example, getting killed by a water buffalo in Jones, Oklahoma—there’s a tendency to make light of the situation or, if you're really immature, chuckle at it.

Brad, who had my type of politically incorrect, juvenile sense of humor, would probably agree: