Over the past couple of years, State Representative Justin Humphrey – the Derplahoman lawmaker who has introduced legislation to legalize a Bigfoot hunting season, torture elephants, and prohibit microchips from being planted in human vaccines – has been swinging his dick around the capitol in an attempt to reduce the penalty for participating in cockfighting in Oklahoma from a felony to misdemeanor.
He’s not the only one.
During this year’s legislative session, a powerful cockfighting lobby has emerged at the Capitol and started throwing cash around like they're tje cock of the walk, imploring lawmakers to change the state’s cockfighting laws in the name of “criminal justice” reform.