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RIP: Turner Turnpike Vagina

5:04 PM EDT on May 21, 2026

Before we embark on Memorial Day holiday break, I want to break some important news that the local media is apparently ignoring.

Thanks to a tip via the Ogle Mole Network, we have learned that demolition has officially commenced inside the Turner Turnpike Vagina – the iconic almond-shaped divide of I-44 located just outside Oklahoma City that has been giving people giggles for generations.

You know, this thing: