Spit out a watermelon seed and wipe off the teleprompter. We have some sad news to report.
Thanks to a tip via the Facebook Algorithmic Network, we have learned that Joleen Chaney – the 6 and 10 p.m. co-anchor for KFOR Channel 4 and watermelon queen of the Oklahoma City media – is resigning from the station effective Friday, November 7th.
Unfortunately, JoJo’s not stepping away due to scandal, drama and intrigue – which, coincidentally, is also the subhead to my tell-all book about satirically working for Channel 4 from 2009–2013. She’s actually stepping away due to scary and unfortunate health reasons.