Marcuswayne Mullin Proud of American Idiocracy…

Say what you want about the idiotic state of our world—an especially moronic one where common culture and reality have been replaced by the attention-seeking whims of algorithms, social media, and AI—but it’s a wild time to be alive.

Oklahoma’s muscly, hot-headed U.S. Senator Marcuswayne Mullin would definitely agree.

Last week, he took to social media to brag and marvel about how a slow-witted, silver-spooned plumber from Oklahoma—who once pledged to serve only two terms in office—swam so deep into the Washington D.C. swamp that he became friends with the President.

Yep, that’s right… only in America can “a young kid from Westville” become pals with the President. I’m sure that young kid would be proud to learn that part of that friendship includes helping protect said President from the fallout of his long-standing associations with sex criminals and pedophiles.

Really? Is Marcuswayne trying to set a Guinness World Record for the highest ratio of hypocrisy in a political statement?

First of all, you can’t say you’re for transparency with the Epstein files and then work hard to block their release. That would be like saying you want a fair MMA fight while shooting your opponent.

Second, unless Chuck Schumer challenges Pam Bondi to a wrestling match in a Senate hearing, Marcuswayne has no legitimate right to call out anyone else for engaging in political theatre.

Seriously, this guy is like the political equivalent of a community theater production of Oklahoma – loud, messy, and off-key.

Then again, I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised that Trump and Markwayne have become such good pals.

They’re both cheats, they’re both liars, and they both like to live in Florida.

Plus, Trump’s well known for cozying up to “strong” men—and regardless of how you feel about Markwayne’s politics, intelligence, or inability to pronounce most three-syllable words in the English language—you have to admit, he never misses chest day.

I just wonder how long this political bromance will last.

Trump eventually turns on most of his pals and associates, or simply disposes of them when they’re no longer useful.

To Markwayne’s credit, he’s very aware of this—which is why he’s going out of his way to be one of the President’s biggest supporters and defenders.

Sorry. I had to share that a second time.

When Markwayne’s not brown-nosing his friend Trump, he’s busy sharing out-of-context biblical verses that have nothing to do with him:

Really? Markwayne’s going to “boast gladly” about his weaknesses? Does that mean he’s finally going to address his inability to conjugate verbs?

Trump may be bulletproof when it comes to character scandals, but it’ll be interesting to see how he gets out of this Epstein list mess—and what new low Markwayne crawls to in order to help the pedophile’s former best friend.

Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised, horrified, and probably blocked by Marcuswayne.