Word to the wise — if you owe MaryAnne Roughface a beer, you better pay her back… or face the consequences.
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No, that’s not the teaser to a sequel for the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, nor is it the plot to a alcohol-fueled parody of Kill Bill — those are real-life words being uttered right now on the mean streets of Lawton, where MaryAnne Roughface — the person who may have the most painfully accurate name in the history of human civilization — was arrested for trying to stab a woman who owed her a beer.
Here’s a graphic that Lawton’s KSWO put together about her arrest: