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The Devil went down to Tulsa and was looking for a landlord to kill…

You win, Tulsa.  You win.

From the News on 6:

A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.

Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his landlord in his '96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200 block of South Delaware Place.

Thornhill's mother told police she and her neighbor, who is Jesse Thornhill's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."

She told police there was an altercation Tuesday evening and that Jesse left the residence, but then came back and tried to hit his landlord with his van.

The landlord jumped out of the way and was not injured.

Tulsa Police located Thornhill and took him to the Tulsa County jail on a complaint of assault with a deadly weapon, in this case his van.

I'm not sure which is worse.  The freaky devil dude from the wax museum tried to kill his landlord, or the fact that the owner of the wax museum is now charging his wax figures rent.

Seriously, though, how did this guy even happen?  He's scarier than a Sally Kern sex fantasy.  He's the type of guy that hides in your crawl space and hums Skarky when your trying to sleep.  He's the only guy that could intimidate Clark Matthews in a checkers tournament.

That being said, he does have a nice scarification thing on his head.  Or is that skinning?  Or is it just freaking me the hell out.  It's probably a bit of all three.

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