Oklahoma Lawmakers Pony up $8-Million for New Prison Rodeo Arena

Here’s some cool news to report!

Now that Oklahoma’s government is flush with ample cash, our once-crumbling infrastructure is finally up to 21st-century codes and standards, and businesses from all across the globe are salivating to move here, our fiscally-conservative, limited-government-focused lawmakers have finally decided to turn their attention towards other pressing needs.

You know, like building a new $8-million prison rodeo arena in McAlester.