After a rousing chorus of “You’ll shoot your eye out kid!” for the people in the back—more on that tomorrow—I recently decided on lunch in Chickasha, looking forward to what I figured would be the quiet sounds of an old-time restaurant named Cotton Patch Cafe, only to discover it's a Texas-based chain establishment rockin' hard country and even harder arteries.
But it was not the signage I was worried about—instead, it was surviving my meal!