Local DJ Fends Off Naked, Hairy, 400-lb Home Intruder

It looks like Oklahoma’s addiction and mental health crisis is churning right along!

Former OKC white rapper turned block rockin’ DJ Blake Overstreet learned this the not-so-fun way.

Earlier this week, Blake O. was just hanging out at his fancy suburban North OKC home droppin' rhymes, when his wife let him know – somewhat alarmingly – that a naked, hairy, bleeding, 400-lb man was trying to break into their house.

While his wife screamed and his six-year-old daughter hid, Blake apparently used glow sticks, Skrillex, and laser lights to distract and confuse the beastly intruder, and then herd him back outside and into the neighborhood pond, where the man floated around for an hour like a docile manatee recovering from a bad trip.

Well, at least I think that’s how things went down.

For the good of society, Blake O. put on his nicest My Cousin Vinny t-shirt and shared his harrowing tale with KFOR:

In all seriousness, I’m glad Blake and his family are okay and – outside of the psychological trauma of seeing a big naked man trying to break into their home – generally unharmed.

That being said, there's no way that dude was 400 pounds, right? Even the biggest NFL O-lineman maybe get up to 350, and that dude is no NFL lineman.

I guess this proves that just like catching a fish or bagging a buck, the size of your home intruder always gets bigger when you recount it.

As Blake O. mentioned, it's a minor miracle that the intruder survived the encounter.

Usually, in these situations, the people going through a drug-fueled crisis are shot and killed by a trigger-happy homeowner, cop, or HOA president, so he’s lucky he made out with only a skinned knee and mosquito bites. If he can survive a quick stay in the OK County Jail – where his mental health and addiction issues will surely not be addressed – he’ll have quite a story to tell his friends at the crack house someday.

Anyway, I guess the story provides multiple life lessons:

1. Keep your doors locked.
2. Don’t do stupid drugs.
3. Always have a Joe Pesci t-shirt on hand for a TV interview.

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