The first weekend of the Oklahoma State Fair is officially in the books!
Outside of a few people succumbing to the Oklahoma heat, it appears things went off without a hitch, with no emergency baby deliveries, stabbings, or wild carnie attacks being reported.
Despite this lack of negative attention, State Fair officials still want to trick all helicopter and bulldozer parents into believing the State Fair is a nice, safe place for good family fun. In fact, they'll even register your child for you in the name of safety!
Via KFOR:
The Oklahoma State Fair is taking extra safety measures to make sure you and your kids are safe.
You can register your child at one of the event information booths.
There they will provide a wristband for your child that has your contact information on it.
Yep. You can officially register your child at the fair. There's no word if this automatically enters them in the State Fair's first-ever "Blue Ribbon Human Child Competition."