We have a fun, thrilling, and totally Oklahoma dispatch to relay to you.
A few weeks back in the far eastern reaches of Derplahoma, State Senate-elect Tom Woods – a freshly-elected, Stitt-endorsed "Christian farmer" from Westville, Oklahoma – got his ass kicked during a brief fight with the town truck mechanic – Dustin Stanley – at the Westville Melon and Barbeque Festival.
The fight apparently stemmed from a financial dispute the two had over repairs Stanley made to Wood's big rig way back in 2019. I'll let the Gaylord family-backed journalists at NonDoc take it from there...