Last week, we acquired via the Ogle Mole Network an internal memo that Governor Stitt's office sends to all "New Appointees."
Issued by Charlie "The Chazmaniac" Hannema – the former weekend sports anchor who now serves as Stitt's Communications Director – the stated objective of the document is to ensure "the new appointee and Governor Stitt are positioned for success."
The whole thing is funny to read in a "Hey, let's laugh at authoritarian conservative paranoia and hypocrisy" type of way.
It provides detailed instructions on how to lock down social media accounts, delete old tweets, and most importantly, dodge and avoid the evil media. It also reminds lucky appointees that they "represent Governor Stitt at all times," which is apparently a news flash to the Oklahoma people.
If you're a Lost Ogle subscriber, you can check it out below: