The exit of Britain from the European Union—or Brexit, if you will—has already started to inspire many Americans, namely Texas, of course, to chart their own hilarious course for succession, lest our next President be a socialist or woman. If you don't believe me, ask any rural Grandpa within a five-foot-radius of an easy chair and one year of free DirecTV for his opinion on the matter.
With the mighty-ish kingdom of Britain pulling off a feat that most right-wingers were too chicken-shit to do during the Obama years, the fascistic spell of nationalism is slowly creeping it’s way across the Atlantic, and it’s wearing a red hat that screams “Make America Great Again!", giving newfound courage to those whose only prior form of protest includes greeting the President while holding a Confederate flag and writing rude notes on dinner receipts.