Without a doubt, Berry Tramel is the best writer at The Oklahoman. It's not even close. I guess you can say he's like the Patrick of The Oklahoman sports department. No other writer on staff can match his intellect, brilliance, quick wit, ability to irritate Regular Jim Traber and penchant for quality nicknames.
Actually, I take that last bit back. Berry's nowhere close to me when it comes to nicknames. I have Hipster Boo Boo, Lord England and even Boomer Tramel in my back pocket. What's he got? Foreman Scotty and Kid Nichol. Also, I haven't spent seven disastrous years trying to get people to call our OKC Thunder the Boomers. What an awful nickname for the team. No wonder Russell Westbrook doesn't like him.