It finally happened!
Last night, Olivia Jordan became the first Miss Oklahoma to be crowned Miss USA. Shocking, huh? We've produced more Miss Americas per capita than any other state, but in 63 years we couldn't get one woman who looks good in heels and a swimsuit to represent us in Miss Universe. Texas, on the other hand, has produced nine champions. Maybe all the Oklahoma hot girls who are not talented enough to compete in Miss America move to Texas with our teachers.