To keep things interesting and make 62% of our reader base happy and content, we've decided to launch a new feature. It's called "Hot Girl Friday."
It's going to be very similar to our now defunct and popular series "Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May." Each Friday we'll post a pic of a hot girl with some sort of Oklahoma connection, write something about her that no one will read, and then post some SFW pictures that everyone will look at. Sometimes it will be serious, other times it will be satirical, and every time it will be chauvinistic.
I've been thinking about doing this for a while. The tipping point occurred last week when the Journal Record profiled former Playmate, Cinemax actress, fitness model and now Oklahoma girl Divini Rae. I figured if the Journal Record, a tiny business-focuses newspaper that hides all it's content behind a pay wall and can get away with exploiting hot women in an effort to appease readers, we can too, right?
Plus, Friday is typically a pretty slow day on the Internet. It's an easy way to drive some traffic and satisfy our large army of loyal readers who take time away from the Chive to come here and complain when we write about politics. It will also make Dean Blevins happy. In turn, it will give our feminist readers and Level 4 Groupies something to complain about when they come here to say we are nothing but sexist perverts.
But enough about why we're doing this. Let's learn a bit about Divini. Since I can't post any of the Journal Record's write-up, I'll share some snippets from her dated IMDB.com bio instead. She's our first official Hot Girl Friday.
Lovely, busty, and shapely blonde stunner Divini Rae Sorenson was born on July 31, 1977 in Alaska. Her parents are of mixed English, Swedish, German, and Cherokee Indian heritage. Divini grew up in a log cabin with no electricity in a remote fishing village located to nearby Fairbanks, Alaska...She was the Playmate of the Month in the November, 2003 issue of "Playboy". Rae subsequently appeared in several "Playboy" videos and posed for a handful of newsstand special editions. Divini had regular roles in the adult TV shows, Hotel Erotica Cabo (2006) and The Erotic Traveler (2007).Rae has penned articles as a freelance writer for many newspapers and magazines. Divini has worked for various charities, that include "Children of the Night", "Save the Children" and "American Cancer Society". In addition, Rae has even done work as a photographer. She lives in Brentwood, California with her husband, Winston Fong, and beautiful baby daughter.
I'm not sure how or why, but somehow Divini and her husband Dr. Winston Fong ended up in Oklahoma City. He's a spinal surgeon at McBride Orthopedic Hospital. If I could push a button and start over, I always say I'd get a degree in accounting, start an oil company, and then get rich. Maybe I should consider "become a spinal surgeon" instead. I only know of two spinal surgeons. One is married to a former playmate and B-movie queen, the other is one of the coolest motherf*ckers I know (Dr. Ed Shadid). Maybe there's something in spinal water or something?
Here are some pics of Divini. A few of them are dated, but who cares:
If you have want to find other pictures of Divini or watch her fitness videos, go to her website or try Google. If you go the Google route, remember to clear your browser history when you're done.
Also, don't forget to send us nominations for Hot Girl Friday. If there's some hot girl with Oklahoma roots that we need to know about with Oklahoma roots, shoot us an email. The world will thank you for it.