To keep things interesting and make 62% of our reader base happy and content, we've decided to launch a new feature. It's called "Hot Girl Friday."
It's going to be very similar to our now defunct and popular series "Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May." Each Friday we'll post a pic of a hot girl with some sort of Oklahoma connection, write something about her that no one will read, and then post some SFW pictures that everyone will look at. Sometimes it will be serious, other times it will be satirical, and every time it will be chauvinistic.
I've been thinking about doing this for a while. The tipping point occurred last week when the Journal Record profiled former Playmate, Cinemax actress, fitness model and now Oklahoma girl Divini Rae. I figured if the Journal Record, a tiny business-focuses newspaper that hides all it's content behind a pay wall and can get away with exploiting hot women in an effort to appease readers, we can too, right?
Plus, Friday is typically a pretty slow day on the Internet. It's an easy way to drive some traffic and satisfy our large army of loyal readers who take time away from the Chive to come here and complain when we write about politics. It will also make Dean Blevins happy. In turn, it will give our feminist readers and Level 4 Groupies something to complain about when they come here to say we are nothing but sexist perverts.
But enough about why we're doing this. Let's learn a bit about Divini. Since I can't post any of the Journal Record's write-up, I'll share some snippets from her dated IMDB.com bio instead. She's our first official Hot Girl Friday.