Whenever I read any comment from Sally Kern in the newspaper, I like to shape my hand into the form of a gun, point it to my head, and then pretend to blow my brains out. Or, I'll just act that I'm holding a rope over my head and hanging myself. Usually one of the two.
Now, thanks to some legislation that Sally's introduced for the 2014 legislative session, children from across our great state may have the freedoms and protections under the law to do the very same thing.