Those Ogles sure can smirk.
Last month, the local rag "Distinctly Oklahoma" ran a cover feature on the Ogle family. The fluff piece provides a brief profile on the rise of each member of the "Ogle Dynasty," including the late patriarch Jack (Original Ogle), Kevin (Frankenogle), Kent (Forgotten Ogle), Kelly (Pube-hair Ogle), and Abigail (a.k.a. Buy 10,000 fake Twitter followers Ogle).