(Editor's Note: This article is part of a series highlighting five reasons to vote for each of the major Republican candidates for governor. Please note the word “reasons” is being used very loosely here.)
On Tuesday, Oklahoma Republicans will go to the polls to determine which of the four wealthy uber-Trump-supporting candidates with large TV ad budgets they want to be the next governor.
One of those people is Chip Keating.
The son of former Governor Frank Keating and a charter member of the inaugural Stitt ass-kisser cabinet, Chip is a former state trooper turned businessman, which, based on his campaign videos, apparently means he walks around in a vest-jacket thing, shakes hands, stares seriously at Oklahoma scenery and makes decisions and such:
I’ve met Chip before. Our daughters are friends and softball teammates, and he seems like a nice dude, so I do feel a little bad making fun of him.