Over the weekend, The PunchUp obtained, published and appropriately mocked the official resume of Lance Schroyer – Marcuswayne Mullin’s former bodyguard and handpicked choice to lead ICE who, despite lacking any relevant experience or qualifications, was nominated to oversee the agency.
Remember that?
Schroyer's resume – which doesn’t mention anything about his time served protecting Ryan Walters – is pretty comical and ironic.
First of all, it reads like it was written by the world’s most self-impressed state trooper, rambling on about how he successfully implemented the 2024 solar eclipse preparations, managed the teacher walkout and commanded patrol operations during an NBA championship parade.
You know, things that are totally relevant to running ICE.