The 2026 race for Oklahoma governor is officially on!
Last week, 15 candidates – including four millionaires, three Democrats, and a guy pulled straight from the Conservative Sunglasses Profile meme – tossed their hats into the ring to replace Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt.
You can view the full list at Yawn Doc.
Right now, the betting favorite to win the race is AG Gentner Drummond. To mark filing week, he put on a brown leather jacket, wandered into a semi-abandoned airplane hangar, and reintroduced himself to Oklahoma voters via a new campaign ad:
When I first heard Gentner’s new ad would include a fighter jet, I thought he was going to fly around and blow up a banana with a cruise missile to one-up Charles McCall. Instead, we basically got what felt like a movie trailer about a rugged Oklahoma man who falls in love with his fighter jet and isn’t afraid to show it.
Seriously, just look at the way he caresses it… gently running his hand along the fuselage… whispering sweet nothings about MAGA in its ear. This may be the first campaign ad to get a PG-13 rating!
Yep, he’s coming to fight you, Woke Corporations… just as soon as he finishes his private moment with the jet and adjusts his leather jacket in a dramatic light beam.
In addition to showcasing his love for airplanes and outerwear, the main purpose of Gentner’s ad was to let voters know he’s the true conservative who stands with Donald Trump. For example:
Maybe I have some boob-derived version of pareidolia, but can anyone else not not-see the giant breast jabbing the word JOBS? If so, does that mean Gentner Drummond is fighting for more boob jobs for Americans? I guess that would make sense, considering how popular plastic surgery is in Mar-a-Lago.
“Honestly, Patrick, I see more of a dick shape.”
Yeah, I can see where you’re coming from on that. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Anyway, whether you saw a protruding Madonna-bra boob, bullet dick or the Goodyear blimp, I guess we should thank the ad genius who came up with that one for keeping things fun and entertaining. Although no fruit was blown up, the visuals still managed to go completely bananas in their own special way.
Also, we have about 10 weeks or so until the primary, so I imagine there will be plenty of new commercials to watch and skewer as that date approaches. We can’t wait to watch them.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
