We have some breaking news to report!
Yesterday afternoon, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt welcomed world-renowned brain worm survivor and anti-vax conspiracy theorist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – who, thanks to his name and wealth, is sadly the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services – to the State Capitol to announced that Oklahoma was, at one point in time, apparently healthy!
Grab a beer and onion burger and check out the details via The Oklahoman: