We have some breaking news to report!
Yesterday afternoon, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt welcomed world-renowned brain worm survivor and anti-vax conspiracy theorist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – who, thanks to his name and wealth, is sadly the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services – to the State Capitol to announced that Oklahoma was, at one point in time, apparently healthy!
Grab a beer and onion burger and check out the details via The Oklahoman:
Oklahoma will no longer recommend fluoride in local water systems as part of Republican Gov. Kevin Stitt's new "Make Oklahoma Healthy Again" initiative, a move that received immediate pushback from physicians.
U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. joined Stitt in announcing the details of the new campaign at a news conference on Thursday, June 26.
Stitt signed an executive order at the event that requires the Oklahoma State Department of Health to immediately stop promoting or endorsing fluoridation as a way to prevent childhood tooth decay until new recommendations from a Stitt-created panel can be developed…
Yep, MOHA for life, MOFOs! We’re going to “Make Oklahoma Healthy Again” by… encouraging tooth decay. Good times, huh?
Obviously, removing fluoride from water may seem like a controversial plan that panders to the Mel Gibson from Conspiracy Theory types out there, but remember – you can’t chew a chicken-fried steak if you don’t have any teeth!