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Holy Rolled: US Supreme Court blocks Stitt and Walters’ attempt to launch taxpayer-funded Catholic school

11:44 AM EDT on May 22, 2025

I guess even the almighty and powerful God is against taxpayer funding of religious schools.

Earlier today, God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit – which I’ve heard may all be the same thing – used their divine powers to help Chief Justice John Roberts see the light and cast a deciding vote that upholds the Oklahoma Supreme Court’s decision to block the formation of the St. Isidore Catholic Charter School.

The decision effectively terminates the attempt by Stitt, Walters, and their consortium of religious entrepreneurs, hacks, and theocrats to tear down that pesky and fragile wall that separates church and state, and move America one step closer to becoming a theocracy.