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Stitt Now Wants to Burn Down the Agency That Fights Wildfires…

10:25 AM EDT on April 4, 2025

It looks like someone’s still bitter that his hobby farm burned down!

Apparently bored with the feuds he’s launched against Native American tribes, the Oklahoma Legislature, the Attorney General’s office, veterans' groups, state medical associations, and terrified Brazilian eyebrow waxers, Kevin Stitt is now pouring more fuel on the three-alarm fire he recently ignited against the Oklahoma Forestry Department.

Just a week after firing the State Forester for not having supernatural abilities to tame wildfires and personally shield the Governor’s property, Stitt waddled up to a podium and casually suggested eliminating the entire department.