In case you're looking for another reason not to buy a KIA, have I got a deal for you!
Thanks to a tip from the Ogle Mole Network, we've learned that Sabih Kalidy—the guy who owns Kalidy Kia and plasters his annoying face on every billboard in OKC—is bringing Eric Trump and Alina Habba to town for a fundraising luncheon.
Eric, as you probably know, is the less-cokey of Trump's male heirs, while Alina is Trump's hot-in-an-alien-type-of-way attorney. Even by MAGA-mania standards, that's a bit of an underwhelming lineup, but oh well, Eric is basically the KIA of the Trump family, so I guess it makes sense.