Congrats if you had "Ryan Walters Calling For His Own Impeachment" on your "Only in Oklahoma" bingo card!
This past Friday morning, while everyone in the state was mentally recovering from a long back-to-school week, Ryan Langston-Walters – our diabolical Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Prayer, Indoctrination, and Edumacation – announced he was holding an emergency press conference at 1:15 p.m. at the Capitol to make a "Major Announcement."
**NEW**
— Spencer Humphrey (@SHumphreyTV) August 16, 2024
State Superintendent Ryan Walters is set to make a “Major Announcement” at 1:15.
We’ll be there.
No idea what the announcement is at this time.@kfor
The news quickly spread across the informed-Oklahoman social media sphere like a back-to-school virus, with everyone wildly speculating about Ryan’s announcement.
Was he stepping down to accept the role of Dean at Prager U? Did he find dirty images that Joe Biden drew in the back of a library book?! Was he adding crucifixion and gladiator battles as a form of corporal punishment?!
Nope, he didn’t do anything that cool.