Throw a little snowball onto the Senate floor for a homie.
Earlier today, news hit that Jim Inhofe – the long-serving, demented former US Senator from Oklahoma who routinely embarrassed his state on the national stage, and whose legacy will be forever defined by his imbecilic, wrong-side-of-history stance that “global warming is a hoax” – died early this morning at the age of 89.
Surprisingly, his death wasn’t due to a plane crash or toxic algae poisoning, but a severe stroke he suffered over the July 4th holiday.
Jim Inhofe, a powerful fixture in Oklahoma politics for over six decades, died after he had a stroke over the July Fourth holiday at 89https://t.co/PoNy42193D
— TIME (@TIME) July 9, 2024
Funeral services have still not been set, but according to his wishes, the senator will be embalmed with fracking fluid and injected deep under the earth into the Permian Basin, where he can be reborn again, even stronger and deadlier than ever before.
Okay, was that too soon?