I hope everyone had a fun and festive 4th of July holiday!
If you’re bummed that fireworks and dog torment season is over for the year, don’t feel too bad. Thanks to capitalism, it's becoming easier than ever to purchase loud explosive objects that can blow off a hand or face!
In a news story being celebrated by ill-prepared armed robbers across the country, Channel 5 reported last week that “Ammo Vending Machines” are being installed in various Oklahoma grocery stores.