I hope everyone had a fun and festive 4th of July holiday!
If you’re bummed that fireworks and dog torment season is over for the year, don’t feel too bad. Thanks to capitalism, it's becoming easier than ever to purchase loud explosive objects that can blow off a hand or face!
In a news story being celebrated by ill-prepared armed robbers across the country, Channel 5 reported last week that “Ammo Vending Machines” are being installed in various Oklahoma grocery stores.
Yep, that’s right – ammo vending machines at grocery stores, because you never know when you’ll need a small arsenal of bullets to go along with your hamburger meat, sloppy joe mix, and toilet paper... or to handle a road rage incident in the parking lot.
Via KOCO:
Automated ammunition vending machines have recently been installed inside several grocery stores across Oklahoma and Alabama.
The machines, created by American Rounds, offer ammo to be purchased without engaging with a store clerk. They “are accessible 24/7, ensuring that you can buy ammunition on your own schedule, free from the constraints of store hours and long lines,” according to the company’s website.