I guess Oklahoma isn’t a bad place to work for everyone!
Yesterday afternoon, Stitt and Co. named Shelley Zumwalt – the chic, determined, donut-bearing ageist who’s risen up the ranks of the Stitt Administration faster than smoke billowing from a Swadley’s Foggy Bottom Kitchen – as the new Oklahoma Secretary of Tourism.
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The move serves as both a testament and reward to Zumwalt's many years of dedicated service to Comrade Stitt, her “get the job done,” “take no elderly prisoners” attitude, and her ruthless campaign to terminate both old people and their favorite TV shows from the financial books of state government.