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Oklahoma media tries to will new “Satanic Panic” to life…

9:43 AM EDT on May 1, 2024

Oklahoma schools are about to get a holy makeover.

As part of their righteous effort to force their preferred sect of the Christian religion down children’s throats, the Oklahoma House and Senate have been working hard this legislative session to send Governor Stitt a bill that will allow schools to hire religious chaplains to counsel students.

Although there are 5,154 churches dotted across the state that offer these services, lawmakers think it’s necessary because…

“We heard a lot of talk about a lot of those support staffs, people such as counselors, having shortages,” Rep. Kevin West, R-Moore, said. “I felt like this would be a good way to open that door to possibly get some help.”

Yep, that’s right. Okahoma lawmakers aren’t doing this to indoctrinate students or spread the Christian religion in schools – two things they've been trying to do since before statehood.

They’re doing this to address a shortage of school guidance counselors. I’m sure that will work out great…