We have great news for all strong fathers, loving mothers, and other people who celebrate white Evangelical American familial stereotypes: It’s Family Month all across Oklahoma!
Yep, just in time for drunken arguments with your family around the Thanksgiving Dinner table, it’s time to celebrate those people we don’t get to choose but still (usually) love the most.
We know this thanks to Governor Stitt:
I’m going live in a few minutes to declare the month of November as Family Month in Oklahoma.
— Governor Kevin Stitt (@GovStitt) October 31, 2023
This pro-family campaign is aimed at reviving the strength that defines our nation.
Oklahoma supports strong fathers, loving mothers, and resilient children.
That’s cool and everything, but what about all the weak alcoholic dads, bitter unloving moms, and non-resilient kids who call their dads for an OHP escort the first minute they’re caught with a bunch of booze and guns at a haunted trail in Guthrie?
Can they celebrate Oklahoma Family Month, too?