I should've been a sports columnist!
I should've learned to mope and write!
Last week, we broke open the biggest Oklahoma sports media story since Al Eshbach was stabbed with a fork outside of a Columbian brothel – or when Dean Blevins was suspended for tweeting a video of a Bourbon Street flasher – when we leaked the big news that Berry “Boomer” Tramel and Jenni “Concrete Post” Carlson were fleeing The Oklahoman for a new sports startup apparently cobbled together by Mike “McSmirky” Koehler.
A couple of days later, I shared more details about the project, including its name (Sellout-Crowd.com), other A-list local sports media stars joining the project (like, uhm, Ed Murray), and even some of the ad rates ($20,000 a month to sponsor the Jenni Carlson Podcast, which should probably be called “The Sentence.”)