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Low Tea: Bringing Up My Score with HTeaO

9:10 AM EDT on July 14, 2023

Most times, my unsweetened iced tea is dispensed in a soda-like fountain, usually from 7-Eleven or some other superette. And, typically, it is acidic, corrosive, and morally unrepentant, causing me to throw out about half of it.

Forsaking iced tea for the rest of my lame life, I decided to give it one more chance at HTeaO, horrible name be damned.