I am a dog person. I love their fierce loyalty and playful nature. I am a dog person…right?
To be sure, canines are truly man’s best friend…but, sometimes, I need the authoritarian fist of a feline paw to keep me in line, cruelly beckoning me to their world of ringing bells and stuffed mice, showing their indifference to me like a high-class courtesan that chews you up and spits you out like a mangled hairball.