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Report: Ryan Walters still massive turd-flaming dillhole

8:37 AM EDT on May 2, 2023

We have some breaking news to report, Moles. 

Yesterday afternoon, Oklahoma State School Superintendent Ryan Walters – the noble and valiant educator who wants to eliminate indoctrination from public schools by, uhm, making sure there’s a bible in every public school classroom – confirmed yesterday that he is, indeed, still a massive turd-flaming dillhole. 

Yes, that’s right. It’s still official. Nothing has changed.