Although we often criticize our state and complain about living here, one cool thing about calling Oklahoma home is that there are so many unique, dangerous, and downright terrifying things out there that can permanently end or alter your life.
Whether it’s being sucked away in a tornado, accidentally booking an AIRBNB run by a pair of cannibalistic castrators, or being dive-bombed by a hawk while putting up Christmas decorations, you just never know what danger or trouble is lurking around the corner.
A lady down near Ardmore learned this the other day when she was viciously attacked by her neighbor’s pet monkey on her front porch. His name was Jack.