Before I officially check out for the holidays and take a much-needed break from producing new content, I have a big favor to ask of Oklahoma…
PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING TOO STUPID OVER THE HOLIDAYS!
Seriously, throw this handsome beast a bone and don't do anything too dumb or stupid that will require me to break out the laptop and hammer out an article while I should be watching football or opening presents or getting drunk or doing anything but writing an article about this stupid state for this stupid website.