Cheers, dears! We're hitting a brutal stretch of Ogle Madness. There's not many surprises with the Southeast Bracket, but it's gonna be a brawl seeing who gets knocked out.
Your contenders for this afternoon:
(1) Marla Morgan vs (5) Medical Marijuana
(2) Kelsey Kernstine vs (3) Olivia Munn
Last Round: Defeated (8) Eskimo Joe’s 391 (65%) to 207 (35%) votes
Who: A brave, elegant nurse, and a former Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Sending TLO cougar pics
Biggest Weakness: She can’t convince her husband into wearing sensible ties
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(5) Medical Marijuana
Last Round: Defeated (4) Lincoln Riley 340 (56%) to 264 (44%) votes
Who: The booming new industry that lets us get the dank without going to some guy’s house that smells like cat pee and makes us listen to reggae
Biggest Strength: It’s legal weed, and the quality can be incredible now
Biggest Weakness: Munchies and panic attacks
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(2) Kelsey Kernstine
Last Round: Defeated (10) Snowpocalypse 2021 346 (54%) to 302 (46%) votes
Who: News 9 morning traffic reporter
Biggest Strength: Helping people without the Internet prepare for their morning commute
Biggest Weakness: Donuts
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(3) Olivia Munn
Last Round: Defeated (6) Jabee 358 (56%) to 286 (44%) votes
Who: One of Oklahoma’s most famous and magnetic actresses
Biggest Strength: She was in a goddamn X-Men movie, that’s credentials enough
Biggest Weakness: Couldn’t make it work with QB Aaron Rogers
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Pop those votes in, the bracket continues tomorrow!
