There are a lot of things that are difficult to achieve twice in one day. Running a marathon is difficult to achieve twice in one day. Having a civil conversation with your mother without her bringing up your ex or unfinished college degree is difficult to experience twice in one day. And despite it being a busy Saturday afternoon and her age suggesting she calls her grandkids by her long dead pets’ names, getting free samples of Colby jack cheese cubes from the same latex-clad, salty Homeland employee is surprisingly difficult to do twice in one day. But something that apparently is surprisingly easy to achieve twice in one day is getting arrested.
Via KFOR…